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TRANSFORMORONs

ONE DAY, IN THE PERFECTLY NORMAL WORLD WHERE ALIEN ROBOT THINGS DISGUISE THEMSELVES AS COMMON EVERYDAY VEHICLES, A GMC Topkick c4500 pickup truck, a search and rescue Hummer h2, a hardtop Pontiac Solstice GXP, and a yellow Chevrolet Camaro were chillin' in a junkyard, but strangely enough, said Camaro was on thousands of pink, fluffy pillows.
"Alright, can you guys get off of your fat asses and actually help me ACCOMPLISH something for once!?" bellowed a Peterbilt 379 That suddenly drove into the junkyard, quickly turning into the hero known to the world as Optimus Prime. "Are you trying to say that I've gained weight?" the Camaro asked angrily, suddenly crushing the soft pillows below him and turning into his true form, Bumblebee. "We're robot.....alien.... things, we don't gain weight, bumblebee," Optimus said, putting his hand to his head, obviously annoyed by his teammate already. "Yeah man, why you gotta be hatin' on him?" asked the Pontiac Solstice, which turned into Jazz. Optimus turned to Jazz to answer him when he suddenly heard Ratchet and Ironhide finally turn themselves into their true forms. Optimus saw this as his perfect opportunity to get out his message. "We have the perfect chance to destroy the decepticons, because Megatron made the foolish mistake of going out in the open, so let's hurry and-" Optimus said, getting cut off by Bumblebee, who started to speak instead. "I'm not going, I have to get my hair and nails done, I have an appointment at Ricardo's at 4:00," Bumblebee responded, all the while looking at his hands, looking for any dirt that might be stuck to him. "You've got to be kidding me, look Bumblebee, I'm going to tell you a little secret, and that secret is that WE DON'T HAVE NAILS OR HAIR!!" Bumblebee suddenly looked sad, and said "D-Don't remind me!" between sobs before driving off, wiping his windshields (wiping his tears )  so he could see where he was going.  "Aww, great, now there's only 4 of us," Optimus said, holding back his growing anger.